"Music is the art of thinking with sounds."

Uplink girl

To the tune of "Uptown girl" (Billy Joel)

Uplink girl, she's been livin' in her VML world
I bet she never had a downlink guy
I bet the P.I. never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uplink girl
She's been living in her ApID world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downlink man
That's what I am.